This Week on Family Guy: Long John Peter

Peter takes a parrot from the vets and begins to believe he is a pirate. Not surprisingly, it all goes to his head as he literally becomes the scourge of the neighborhood until he accidentally kills his beloved bird. Meanwhile, Chris takes Brian to the vet and falls hopelessly in love with an intern whom he meets there.

This Week on Family Guy: The Former Life of Brian

Brian discovers that he is the illegitimate father of an old flame's unruly son. The boy is dropped off at the Griffin's house so Brian can raise him, where Brian manages to tame him and turn his life in the right direction. Unfortunately, Brian begins acting a little too overprotective and self-righteous.

This Week on Family Guy: Play it Again, Brian

Feeling their marriage has hit a snag, Peter and Lois take Brian's offer to go with him for a relaxing vacation at Martha's Vineyard. However, Brian ends up spending more time with Lois while Peter gets drunk and even tries to have sex with her. Meanwhie, Herbert babysits Meg, Chris and Stewie back home.